Calvinists believe the game is fixed.
Lutherans believe they can't win, but trust the Scorekeeper.
Quakers won't swing.
Unitarians can catch anything.
Amish walk a lot.
Pagans sacrifice.
Jehovah's Witnesses are thrown out often.
Televangelists get caught stealing.
Episcopalians pass the plate.
Evangelicals make effective pitches.
Fundamentalists balk.
Adventists have a seventh-inning stretch.
Atheists refuse to have an Umpire.
Baptists want to play hardball.
Premillenialists expect the game to be called soon on account of darkness.
The Pope claims never to have committed an error.
January 16, 2005
the other side of vivian
The artistic side of you likes to mingle with people who are just left of normal. You call them eccentric, other people call them crazy! From your point of view, VIVIAN, the crazier the better! You feel that such people add interest to the lives of everyone they come in contact with. Today, take a good long look in the mirror. You may be surprised to see that you are just such a person. Your energy and creativity add sparkle to the lives of others.
January 09, 2005
Happy New ME !
Let your fun-loving nature come out and play in the sunshine today, VIVIAN. As the day progresses, the clouds are likely to move in. You might find that there is a more restrictive tone to your emotions that may be making it difficult for you to express how you really feel. Try to focus your attention inward, and realize that you can maintain a high level of self-esteem without having to prove anything to others.
January 04, 2005
Happy New Year !
When all the fireworks have sizzled, tables emptied of glorious food, greetings sent and done, let's pause to say......."Thank you Lord for thy blessings." ........Vivian, stay happy!
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